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All reviews carried out by The Games Cabin are published after a thorough play through, maybe even two. Our aim is to inform prospective buyers and provide an insight into the product they may be putting a lot of their hard-earned cash into.
Below you’ll find our scoring policy.
9.0-10.0: Must Buy. Any game that scores between a 9 and a 10 is certified fresh and will most probably give you great satisfaction. Many happy joy-joys all around!
8.0-8.9: Fantastic. It may have some minor flaws, maybe even the odd bug, but it’s worthy of your time and money.
7.0-7.9: Very Good. A solid game that can be enjoyed, despite the setbacks present. It’s worth taking a look at, especially if it’s your favorite genre or game series.
6.0-6.9: OK. It could be better, but it could be worse. Hardcore fans will find something to enjoy if it’s in your favorite genre or game series, others may see it as a waste of time.
5.0-5.9: Poor. Potentially a winner, but ultimately a damp squib. Neither terrible nor amazing, neither good nor bad.
4.0-4.9: Bad. Poorly put together and an unfortunate mess that will bring on a severe case of buyers remorse.
3.0-3.9: Really Bad. A shameless money grabbing attempt or just plain old-fashioned bad development. Avoid if you can.
2.0-2.9: Crap. Not worth the disc it’s printed on. Money would be better spent on sending a letter to the developers explaining how the game could be made better, with cupcakes included to cheer them up.
1.0-1.9: Offensively Crap. Don’t even entertain the thought of renting this game, nevermind paying full price. The only reason you should ever buy is to give to your enemies at Christmas, then watch them pull their hair out as they struggle to comprehend the mess in front of them.
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